They could have sung me just one song
To kind of sort of celebrate.
Or left a present on the lawn –
A juicy bone, a piece of steak –
Instead of just a candel on
This lump of dog food on my plate.
But no one cares when a dog was born,
Ant this ain’t much of a birthday cake.
Source of the featured image: memegenerator.net.
Source of the ‘Sad Dog’ image: cutestpaw.com.